Wow. This is the most important news I’ve read all day. For serz.
…Juliana Hatfield did NOT lose her V to Evan Dando, but rather another 90s heartthrob, Spike Jonze. You can read about it here and then feel bad about actually caring (the other person who cares, aside from Elizabeth and Marisa).
Thanks to Melissa Denice for this bit of hot, pressing, 90s gossip.