April92008
Oh look! Some entitled, spoiled shit - who represents everything that is wrong with the pampered teen generation of today - didn’t apply to my alma mater because the school’s cafeteria wouldn’t cook him the organic buffalo burger his mommy makes him after his lacrosse games.
I went to Bates to get drunk and get a good education - a goal I proudly accomplished. And might I add, Commons, our beloved cafeteria, was fabulous. This is why all the pricks end up at Bowdoin and Colby. They can have them!
"I didn’t apply to Bates, because, well, I ate there, the meal was not very good,” said Lucas Braun, a 17-year-old senior at Westtown School, outside of Philadelphia, who has been accepted at several colleges in the Northeast. “There’s something subliminal from the food you see in the dining hall and the meal they give you that influences your decision."