February 2010
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January 2010
71 posts
Very Important Insider-y Question
Let’s place our bets: Who is FruitPizza?
Dumbing You Down: January 28, 2010
It’s my job to read a lot of celebrity gossip through out the course of the day. Here are the stupidest, dullest and dumbest headlines I’ve come across this morning.
Exclusive! Oops - Jessica Simpson Farts During Business Meeting - Us Weekly
Ashley Tisdale Works Out With BlackBerry In Hand - People
Elin Woods, Ringless, Takes Son To Mall - Us Weekly
Which Celeb Forgot Her Pants? -...
Dear God,
I know you’re probably a little tied up right now (Holy cow, Haiti, amirite?) but if you could take a second today to ensure that Apple ends its exclusive contract with AT&T so I can get an iPhone on Verizon, I’d reallllllllllllly appreciate it.
Cool? Thanks dawg.
Love,
Every horrible, privileged self-absorbed iPhone-using New Yorker, including myself
P.S. - You gave...
The NY Times Tackles The Weird Place Where Yoga... →
For fellow yoga nerds: Personally, I think Patanjali is quite clear about ahimsa (non-harming) and vegetarianism in the Yoga Sutras, and where it fits in with the yamas and niyamas as well as the larger quest for enlightenment. Ahimsa is a piece of the path that leads to samadhi, and vegetarianism is a practice that serves to raise our awareness around our thoughts, actions and words, just like...
Miller and Law were engaged in 2006 but broke up when it turned out that Law...
– For more brilliance like this, please check out thefablife.com.
The Onion News Network used a bunch of photos of Anthony and me for their latest video…about spousal murder. I hope to mortify our future offspring with this somehow.
anthonyking:
I AM A MURDERER!
Am I the only person who's never heard of... →
Today is the 37th Anniversary of the day my...
Thanks to my mom, who would let me wear her neon pink “Choice” hat when I was a kid and attended pro-choice rallies regularly, and to my Planned Parenthood-supporting grandmother (and grandfather) who was born before women could even vote.
joyengel:
Take a moment today to thank one of the champions of choice in your life.
This - along with eating fish tacos for both lunch and dinner one day and getting dissed by Eli Roth - was the highlight of my trip to Los Angeles. Bravo Appel and Sanders.
anthonyking:
BIG DOG!
I saw a rough cut of the full film this weekend. ”It’s SO good.”
My home town of Wellesley, Massachusetts went for... →
Just feeling a general sense of ugh about this whole thing. The Republicans are gross, but the Democrats are even grosser for fucking this whole election up. Ol’ Teddy would be horrified, about what this means for health care reform and about Coakley’s stupid Shilling comment. Bunch of idiots.
Okay L.A., You Win
I have long resented Los Angeles for stealing away numerous friends in the past years, but I shall no longer speak ill of her name. L.A. is all right by me. The weather is good, the people are friendly, the coffee is tasty, and they put avocados on everything here. Not to mention, all my friends are happy and enjoying life, and they go to bed early and get up in the morning to golf. Is there a...
Please watch this. Made by my friend Eric and starring my enemy Sanders. The best!!!
atencio:
Trailer for Eric Appel’s short film The Big Dog
My friend Eric directed and co-wrote this short film in collaboration with Funny Or Die, where he’s one of their talented in-house directors. It has an amazing cast, looks funny as hell, and is ridiculously well-made to boot. In short, I am jealous as...
Conan O’Brien Says He Won’t Do ‘Tonight Show’... →
sussybuckets:
What a fucking mess!
My New Tumblr: AT&T Fail →
I am so tired of the terrible, awful, shockingly bad service I experience from AT&T on a daily basis. Thus, I have decided to document it on a new group blog. I encourage you to join me - hit me up (kate spencer UCB AT the gmailz) and join to start sharing your shit AT&T moments with the world.
My goal is that maybe, with enough bad press, they’ll do something about the garbage...
Kate Spencer is the redheaded star of such hit movies as “Mean...
– This is the bio I just submitted for something at work. I hate writing bios, because in my attempt not to sound pretentious I come across as even more of an asshole. So I’m now just going to assume Lindsay Lohan’s life and work with that.
In The City, In The Hood…Something like that.
– My dad, trying to remember the name of the musical In The Heights.
Things I Want To Do In L.A. This Weekend
(Besides see my friends and UCB)
— Go to In & Out (though my husband laughed at this and asked “what’s the point” because I do not eat meat)
— Go to one of those magical taco trucks.
— Drive around and see tourist-y things.
— Hike Runyon Canyon. This seems fun.
— Play “King Of Wishful Thinking” as I drive down whatever bad-ass...
"She looked like a hybrid of Stevie Nicks and... →
An amazing look at the implosion of John Edwards’ presidential campaign:
” Elizabeth was sobbing, out of control, incoherent. As their aides tried to avert their eyes, she tore off her blouse, exposing herself. “Look at me!” she wailed at John and then staggered, nearly falling to the ground.”
natashavc:(via katiebakes)
This is fucking epic.