I saw New Moon last night, and as Lainey noted in her review, people giggled during the entire thing. Sometimes it was at Anna Kendrick, who was legitimately funny the few times she was in the movie, but most of the time the laughter was in response to the cheese that oozed off the screen. Don’t get me wrong, if you’re a Twilight fan you’ll love the whole thing, and some performances are pretty solid (Kendrick, Kristen Stewart, Michael Sheen). But if you’re not, the whole movie surely looks a bit ridiculous. And I agree with Lainey’s overall points:
- The wolf pack was not beefy enough
- The reunion not sexy enough
- The effects were 1999ish
- The cheese was too thick (Velveeta spoiler-y moments of note: the dream catcher, the moment in Bella’s kitchen where Jacob whispers something in Quileute)
Plus, this is the snooziest off all the Twi-books. It’s just Bella sitting around doing dumb shit for a few months. So fans should know what they’re getting into. Surprisingly, I found myself missing Catherine Hardwicke’s gritty, passionate eye. The first Twilight movie is far from perfect, but she nailed the dark mood of both the overall story and the romance between Bella and Edward. In New Moon, Chris Weitz just kinda makes everything look pretty.
The one interesting thing I came away with was that the movie did a better job than the books of making Jacob a sympathetic, likable character. I actually rooted for him during the film, and I clearly wasn’t the only one, as the woman sitting behind me said “Um hello, fuck yeah Team Jacob!” as the credits started to roll. As for his body, it’s hotter than you think it’s going to be, especially in the rain.
Another thing I did like was how Weitz captured the months post break-up (fans of the book will recognize this as the pages October-November-December). It’s sweet and sad and relatable, and Lykke Li’s “Possibilities” really worked to set the mood. It’s one of the few moments in the movie where the emotion (fine work by KStew) felt truly raw and real. I almost shed a tear here, but for the most part while watching New Moon, I laughed a lot more than I cried.
Onward to Eclipse and the Brazilian fuck-fest that is Breaking Dawn!
[Also, I do not want to talk about the Remember Me trailer. It looks cliched and awkward and Robert Pattinson and the Lost chick’s chemistry has got nothing on him and KStew’s bonetastic vibe. Flop city.]
robsessed: r0bsession:
was it actually bad or is chris weitz just not liked? i’m getting a little worried… i really really hope its good because i am so excited for it. what is going onnnn! it looked amazing on the previews.
where are you reading reviews? I can’t find any. I thought it was gonna get good reviews. Twilight got a D or something, you can’t go by the critics…they’re a bunch of old men. Yahoo users gave it a B+ so far, so I’ll go by that.
Reblogged from ROBsessed.
November 19, 2009, 3:30pm Comments